Which Dresden Files Character Are You?

Ever wondered which Dresden Files character you are most like? Search no more, for you will surely get a definitive answer by choosing from the following options:

Have fun.

  1. You are invited to a "black tie" party. You attend the party:
    You always wear a specially tailored tuxedo. No special effort needed to "dress up" for the party.
    Dressed to the max and making everyone else envy you.
    Wearing a rented tux - that's what the invitation said.
    Wearing a black tie, but otherwise regular clothes. Hey, the invitation only specified a black tie.
    Wearing only black tie, but nothing else.

  2. Someone at the party publicly insulted you. You:
    Apologize and slip away.
    Laugh it off. You are *way* cooler than they are.
    Fire back with an perfectly worded insult.
    Say nothing and remember. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
    Challenge the person to an immediate duel.
    Let out a scream of rage and charge the person who insulted you.

  3. Which statement best descibes your relationship with your mother?
    I am scared of my mother.
    I regularly fight with my mother.
    My mother and I don't see eye to eye about various issues.
    I wish I knew my mother better.
    I am on good terms with my mother.
    I love my mother. She is the BEST.

  4. In a Broadway production of "Harry Dresden the Musical", which of the following jobs would best suit you?
    Stuntman.
    Actor.
    Set Designer.
    Director.
    Producer.
    Writer.

  5. A good friend is in trouble and you can help him if you break the Law:
    I'm sorry for my friend but the Law is too important too break.
    He's a good friend so I'd be willing to bend a minor law if it would really help.
    If he's a really good friend and it's not murder -- maybe.
    Friends are important. If I need to break a law to help him, so be it.
    Dunno about the "good friend" bit, but laws are made to be broken.

  6. You are invited to a wedding in a church and you feel
    Elated. It is proper that a religious ceremony take place in a house of worship.
    Neutral. You are happy for the couple. Their choice of venue makes no difference.
    Uneasy. You're not sure how you feel about G-D (or how G-D feels about you...).
    Apprehensive. You and G-D do not see eye to eye and you feel you are trespassing.
    Angry. Slavish adherence to religion is a source of misery in the world. Someone needs to put a stop to this!

  7. How planned out is your life (kudos if you recognize all the quotes)?
    "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street."
    "Once, just once, I want things to go according to the gorram plan!"
    "Even the wisest cannot tell. For the mirror... shows many things..."
    "I love it when a plan comes together."
    "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. "

  8. Which of the following types of computer games do you prefer playing?
    First person shoot'em (e.g. Halo)
    First person RPG (e.g. Elder Scrolls: Arena)
    Real-time RPG (e.g. Dragon Age)
    Real-time strategy (e.g. Starcraft)
    Turn-based strategy (e.g. Civilaztion)
    Simulation games (e.g. Sims, Simcity)

  9. Assuming money wasn't an issue, which of the following cars would best suit you?
    An old Beetle or WWII jeep.
    A Mini Cooper or an efficient hybrid.
    A compact SUV or minivan.
    Cadillac or some other type of limo. Black.
    A Humvee, with seperately heated seats.
    A Lotus or Bugatti Veyron. In bright colors.

  10. How do you feel about love and relationships?
    Love is a contagious disease. It causes nothing but hurt in the world.
    Love is a delusion. Anything we feel toward each other is chemicals and hormones.
    Love is equal parts humor, forgivness, and hard work. Everything else is secondary.
    Love has no awareness of merit or demerit; it has no scale... Love loves; this is its nature.
    Twu Love is the most potent force in the world. Love killed the dinosaurs!